It's Monday!

It's Monday and I thought you could use a good laugh. Sorry, but I couldn't find any so I "borrowed" these jokes from Suddenly Senior.

HA! Just kidding! These are classics:

I went to a seafood disco last week...
and pulled a mussel.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day
but I couldn't find any.

An invisible man marries an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I've lost my electron".
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."


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