Just a state of mind, my Aunt Fanny's hat!

Suddenly I'm falling apart. I can't half see, I'm having blind spots, flashes, and floaters; there's a ringing in my ears, my joints are stiff, I wheeze in the morning, my ear hurts, I have no energy, no stamina, no "oomph" (if you know what I mean), my left arm hurts, I'm constipated, and I have a pimple in my nose. Not to mention I'm grumpy, irritable, frustrated, and just plain "sick and tired".

It's hell to grow old.