Ode to a Meeting

The Dumass company where I work is in love with meetings. I have been to meetings for the sole purpose of planning subsequent meetings. Some of the meetings have different titles but they same the same thing. Every week, every month.

I, on the other hand, do not love meetings. Especially poorly organized meetings. Especially stupid, useless meetings.

This week I have worked two days and been to 5 or 6 meetings and conference calls already. During one of the more tortuous conference calls I wrote a poem.

Ode to a Meeting

This is stupid,

This is dumb,

It makes my brain

and butt go numb.