Counting down

Are you working on your New Year's resolution yet? Are you making promises to yourself that you know you're not going to keep? I usually just use the same list from year to year. It saves a lot of time.

This year I'm thinking of making a new list. Something a little less mundane and predictable. Something more fitting to my age.

In the coming 12 months, I resolve to:

1. Get better at complaining and grouchiness. I've been practicing, but apparently not the right way because I'm not really good at it yet. Quantity does not equal quality.


2. Run away from home.


3. Dye my hair blonde, or purple. I can't make up my mind. Maybe I'll do half and half until I can decide.


4. Learn to play drums.


5. Remember.