Bumpity, bumpity, bumpity, bump

They are putting more speedbumps in my apartment complex this week. Between all the bumps here and the bumps (aka, hills) on the street to work my car is making strange rattlely noises.

I fully expect all the bolts to work loose some day and I'll find myself driving down the road with no doors, fenders, hood, trunk lid, roof - nothing but me, the seat I'm sitting on, and the steering wheel.

I'll look like a living cartoon.

On my way to work this morning I was followed by two of the stupid drivers that are responsible for the speedbumps. Two inches from my bumper was a little sports car and two inches from his bumper was another fancy car. In front of me? A school bus. It was a two lane road. Where did those idiots expect me to go? Through the bus? Over it?

When we got to the stop light, one car turned off and the other sped around me going about twice the speed limit, only to turn at the second right.

For pete's sake, it was 7 in the morning. Nobody should be in that big of a hurry to get to work.


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