Missed you!

I assume the guy I saw out jogging this evening was exercising for his health so he could live longer. I wonder if he thought much about reaching old age while he ran in the middle of the street instead of on the jogging path that runs along that road?

I bet he thought about it a little when I drove around that curve and had to swerve to miss him. He probably had to wonder where he was going to get clean shorts, too.

Here's one they just made up: "near miss". When two planes almost collide, they call it a near miss. It's a near hit. A collision is a near miss....George Carlin, 1992