Myron

I really like this shark, so I developed his bio.

His name is Myron, but he prefers to be called Duke. He was a little wild when he was younger (and still has the scars to prove it), but always managed to swim just below the surface and kept out of real trouble.

He's old and tired and cranky now (like me), but he still likes to talk tuff and scare little children. He often brags, "I don't take nothin' offa nobody."

He has a long time girlfriend named Shirley who admits Myron is rough around the edges, but quickly adds "He treats me good. He's a real sweetie when you get to know him."

This always makes Myron wince.

"Shirley, I told you a million times. Call me Duke and stop tellin' people I'm sweet. You're gonna ruin my rep in the bay."

This always makes Shirley giggle, "And he's good to his mother, too."