Lost and Found

For over a week, I felt like I was missing something everytime I left the house. There was an empty feeling below my neck, on my upper torso.

I have to wear an ID badge around my neck for work and if I forget it I can't get into the office. So it's annoying. I mean when I forget it. It's annoying all the time, but I'm talking about it being especially annoying when I forget it.

Anyway, at first I thought I was just over anxious about leaving the badge behind. Even on weekends when I was just going to the store.

So, for several days, everytime I left the house or got out of the car I would be feeling my chest and/or peering down the neck of my coat or blouse making sure I was wearing a blouse (and other things that ladies wear on their upper torso) and the ID badge. (I'm old, I'm forgetful - so sue me.)

Anyway, I realized one day that an on-looker might wonder if I was clutching my chest because I was having a heart attack, or think I was feeling myself up, or have perverted thoughts about what I was looking for down the front of my top.

So I don't do those things anymore.

Anyway, I worked it out. I figured out what was missing on my chest, I mean. I think my boobs just fell another 2 inches.