Whew! I'm too old for this.

As I get older I find that things change. Sometime for the better, sometimes ... not so much. Lately, I have become a frivolous old gal - five different gentlemen are vying for my attention.

Charlie Horse often wakes me up. When he is here he takes a lot of my time and attention, but it's Will Power that helps me get out of bed. Once I am up, I go see John. Sometimes Arthur Ritis shows up and takes me from joint to joint. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long. After such a busy day, I'm really tired and glad to go to bed with Ben Gay. What a life! When those five aren't around, I flirt with Al Zymer.

P.S. The preacher came to call the other day. He said at my age I should be thinking of the hereafter. I told him, "Oh, I do it all the time. No matter where I am, in the parlor, upstairs, in the kitchen, or down in the basement, I ask myself, "Now, what am I here after?"

I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now. ~Author Unknown