It's Tuesday. Remember? The day I don't have to think? Here is a list I thought men would appreciate.
- Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
- A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
- Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.
- Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
- Life is like a dog-sled team... If you ain't the lead dog, the scene never changes.
- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
- Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
- Guns don't kill people... but they make it real easy.
- If nothing blows up, it ain't a movie.
- If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.
- Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.- Confucius
- Sorry don't get it done, Dude. - John Wayne as John T. Chance in "Rio Bravo"
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