How Rude!

I'm not a big fan of people carrying cell phones (mobile phones) around.  They are so annoying.  The people, not the phones.  Here are ten short tips that you should do with your cell phone to keep from annoying me:

1. Don't talk on the phone while trying to drive.  Some people just can't do this right any more than they can talk and walk at the same time.  The saddest part is that I know 99% of you just said, "HA!  I know somebody like that - but it's not me."  If you hear me yelling " Get that *&^% thing out of your ear and drive!" you'll know it is too you.
2. Ditto for trying to push a cart around the grocery store. 
3. Do turn off the *&^% ringer when you're in a public place - like the office where you work.  Or at least the office where I work. 
4. If I'm talking to you and the phone rings or vibrates or whatever, just leave it - the caller will leave a message.  If you just have to answer it due to a freaky compulsion of some kind, say "Excuse me, I need to take this call".  "Excuse me" - just two little words - learn them by heart and use them frequently. 
5. If you have a headset or an earbud and you're talking to somebody and the thing is hidden by your hat, hair or the side of your face, it can be difficult to tell that  you're not talking to yourself.  This can be rather disconcerting to your fellow shoppers who are thinking "Is she talking to me?  Should I answer?  Should I walk nonchalantly, but quickly, toward security?"
6. Don't use the cell phone while sitting in a stall in a public restroom.  It's inhibiting to the rest of us.
7. Don't show me those cute little pics of your cute little dog or cute little niece in that cute little window on your phone.  I'll go "Aw, isn't that cute", but to tell you the truth I can't tell which is which when the picture is that little.
8. If you're in the middle of the store and your barely old enough to be potty-trained kid is repeating over and over and over, "Mommy, I have to go! Mommy, I have to go!" just get off the phone.  What's more important anyway?
9. It's impolite to type and/or read text messages during meetings, at the dinner table, and when you're supposed to be listening to me.
10. And if you're going to have a "private" conversation in public, speak up so we don't have to strain to hear the good parts. 

Truth in Advertising

It's after two o'clock and I haven't had lunch yet even though I had little breakfast, so I'm very hungry and I get peevish when I'm hungry.

I just bought some Gorton's Fish Sandwich Fillets.   The package shows a nice golden brown fish square nestled in a bed of bright green lettuce, topped with bright red sliced tomatoes, and creamy tartar sauce.  The fish fillet is so big, it can't be contained by the seeded bun but overlaps it all around.  It looks delicious.

I'm fixing a couple of lunch now and it would be so nice to serve such an appetizing sandwich.  But, alas, I don't  know where they got such tiny little buns.  The frozen fish portions are only 2 3/4 inches.  After cooking they probably won't be more than 2 1/2 inches.   They certainly aren't going to overlap any bun I might have.  Two of them won't even cover an average slice of bread. 

The picture on the package of a fish square outside the bun is about the actual size, but it's set at an angle which makes it look bigger.  Not to mention that it also practically dwarfs the bun.

Such "advertising" may serve to entice me to buy the product the first time, but it does nothing to make me want to buy any more of the product in the future.

I'll let you know how it tastes after lunch.

Post script - After lunch: Well the crunchy parts were crunchy and the fish was edible.  Two squares fit on a slice of Italian bread.

Great Americans Day 2012

I'm still pushing to change "President's Day" to "Great Americans Day".  Great Americans Day will celebrate all our nation's heroes, past and present  And not just those with medals and statues and books and movies, but the everyday heroes who too often go unrecognized.

President's Day is the most obvious day for this new holiday because it's already been stripped of it's original purpose to celebrate George Washington's birthday  Washington was an exceptional man and we owe much of what are country is to the foundation he built for us.  No man can deny that he more than deserves to have his own day, but I think Washington would be pleased to share the day with other great Americans.

Me and Time

There is something about Time that eludes me.  I don't know why I can't seem to keep track of it, but, as it is, I'm just wasting it.  Or it's wasting me. 

I'm off work this week.  My way to protest the cold weather (which, by the way, hasn't actually been that cold this year.)  My first day off was Saturday (if you want to count that since I'm always off on Saturday).  When I went to bed Saturday night I realized that I had no idea if the next day was Sunday or Monday and for one puzzling moment I thought it might even be Tuesday.  I considered getting out of bed to check but decided it was too late to be worth the effort so I didn't. 

When I got up the next day, I turned on the computer to learn it was only Sunday.  That's today, but it seems longer ago than this morning.

When I go back to work in a week, people will ask me "How was your time off" and I'll reply, "Fine, but it was too short."  Then I'll pause and ask nonchalantly, "By the way, what day is it?" 

Be nice - it probably won't hurt you

I don't know if you've noticed or not, but I'm a little bit lazy.  There is no sense in exerting myself when somebody else can do something as well as or better than I.

So today I'm sending you to read another blog: 366 Random Acts of Kindness. 
Here's where it started: Tomorrow It Begins

I don't know the author of this blog.  I only know of its existance because it was Tuesday's Blog of Note.  In a nutshell, it's some guy who feels so blessed in his life with a pretty wife and a darling new baby that he decided he would do a random act of kindness every day in 2012. 

Does he expect something in return?  Maybe fame and fortune.  Maybe just that warm glow that comes from being nice when you don't have to be.

Merry Christmas!

Actually, it's Valentine's Day.  I just wanted to see if you were paying attention.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

May you give and receive love and friendship today and always,

for what good is love if it can't be given away?

Cold feet

Here we are half way through February and I haven't found my winter slippers yet.  Last year I didn't find them till April but I remember putting them some place then where I could find them more easily this winter.  But I forget where that was.  The slippers are fuzzy and bright red.  Not exactly hard to spot, but I haven't seen hide nor hair of them since last spring.  

I could just buy another pair, but that seems like throwing money away needlessly.  After all, I have a perfectly good, practically new pair of slippers around here somewhere.  I got them one Christmas to go with a bright red nightgown.  As a matter of fact I'm wearing that red nightgown right now.  With blue flowered mules.

And my feet are freezing.

Dreamin' Big

My mouse has developed a squeak.  My computer mouse is squeaking every time I move it.

Now why would it do that?  It's an optical mouse.  I don't think it has any moving parts except the scroll wheel on top and that's not what's squeaking.

I suppose it could have some kind of  Pinocchio-syndrome thing going on.  You know, maybe it wants to be a "real mouse"?

I think my mouse had better be satisfied with what it is.  As far as I'm concerned, what it is is important enough for me. 

You don't have to be satisfied with who you are,

If you can't be what you want to be, be the best of what you are

What's That You Say?

I have a new favorite saying:  "Jackass stupid" 

I heard it from a character in a 1950 western movie the other day and I thought to myself, "I've got to remember that one!"   And so I have.

I managed to use it at least once an hour today.  Several times in some sentences.  And while on the road going and coming, I mentioned to some driver or another that if they were going to be that jackass stupid, they should just get off the road. 

I had the other people in my office using it when I wasn't.  The IT people at the Dumass Corporation were just being jackass stupid - all day long.  (And I apologize to all jackasses for the unfavorable comparison.)

At the rate we're using it, we'll probably wear it out by summer.  We are so juvenile at times, but can we help it if so many people are just plain jackass stupid?