An Ode to Old Man Winter

It snowed twice this week so I'm ready for winter to be over. And it's still autumn by the calendar.

It's cold, it's slushy, it's dirty, it's icy.

My nose is stopped up. My feet are cold. My bones are cold.

Today consisted of 10 hours of daylight and 14 of darkness. And the sunlight is getting shyer and shyer every day.

I want to hibernate like a grouchy old bear. I just want to go to bed and sleep till it's over.

My sentiments exactly.