That's all just Hey! How's your momma and them? Everybody in the family doing OK?
Nobody eloped, divorced, strayed, wandered, or looking sideways at somebody else's goody barn? Nobody pregnant that shouldn't oughtter be?
Anybody win the lottery? Or swap the mortgage for a deck of cards?
Nobody's kids missing, kissing, or robbing the liquor store?
Anybody's tomatoes take first prize at the fair or a wet t-shirt contest?
Anybody looking up the judge's robes in the courtroom or behind the courthouse?
Anybody leading the parade or following the horse brigade?
Man, is your family boring or what?
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