I thought I had spring fever so I Googled signs and symptoms to verify my diagnosis. But I didn't. Verify it, I mean. I might have spring fever, than again I might not.
Spring fever is a malady that occurs in the spring.
There are psychological and physical manifestations.
Symptoms may include spurts of energy or bouts of lethargy.
One might experience an enhanced euphoria or a deep depression.
It may increase alertness or increase day dreaming.
It might induce feverishness, but not a fever.
Restlessness, disquietude, uneasiness, antsiness can be attributed to spring fever.
If you sneeze, that's spring allergies not spring fever.
Old ladies don't get spring fever. It isn't dignified.
I think I have ennui, malaise, or melancholia.
Let's see. Put the back of your hand on your forehead and languidly announce, "I have ennui."
No, no, no. Stop laughing. Make your eyelids droop a little. Now try it. "I have ennui." "I am stricken with ennui." "Ennui has overtaken me."
I think I'll name my next cat Ennui.
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