Don't ask me

what time it is 'cause I don't know. Daylight Saving Time started last night.

I changed most of the clocks before I went to bed, but I don't know how to change the VCR and besides it will change itself sooner or later. It does that occasionally - sometimes it adds an hour sometimes it subtracts, but mostly it's right on the minute so I leave it alone. Who am I to tell it that the time is wrong?

I don't know how to change the time on the phone either. It wasn't right yesterday so apparently I never knew how to set it in the first place, but I rarely look at a phone went I want to know the time.

And I never bother to change the clock in the bedroom. That way I know what time it really is.