Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Bad jokes

A hamburger walks into a bar, and the bartender says....We don't serve food here!

A guy walks into a doctors office with a carrot in his ear and a piece of celery up his nose.....The doctor said "I can tell you right now, you're not eating right!"

There was a man who got into a car accident.He was soon rushed to the hospital. The left side of his body was completely paralyzed.... The doctor said, "He's going to be all right."

How do you keep a fool in suspense?

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