That's an old game that adults play at restaurants that serve Fortune Cookies. If you're bored and the company's not congenial, you can play it by yourself, but try not to giggle.
It's a very simple game. As each person reads his/her fortune, you tack "in bed" to the end. For example, if the saying is "You are a lucky person" change it to say "You are a lucky person --- in bed."
Here are some actual fortunes to help you play at home. (If you had anything better to do, you wouldn't be reading this in the first place.) Just remember to say "in bed" after reading each saying.
- You were born with the skill to communicate with people easily.
- It doesn't matter. Who is without a flaw?
- Make two grins grow where there was only a grouch before.
- Decide what you want and go for it.
- You are talented in many ways.
- You should be able to make money and hold on to it.
- The skills you have gathered will one day come in handy.
- Every excess becomes a vice.
Weird Fortune Cookie Collection (unusual fortunes from actual fortune cookies)
- Life is not a struggle. It’s a wiggle.
- An alien of some sort will be appearing to you shortly.
- You are about to make a new friend.
- You will not advance far with your meager abilities.
- Your spirit of adventure will be deadly.
- Your heart is impure, and your mind clouded, and your soul evil.
Did I just hear you giggle --- in bed?
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