Saturday, October 31, 2009

I have too many boyfriends

And they can't keep their hands off of me.

Al Zheimer likes to visit me at the most inconvenient times, but Gerry Atric is my constant companion.
Arthur Ritis likes to grip my right wrist and Charley Horse keeps squeezing my left calf.
Will Power shoves me out of bed every morning, which is odd because I go to bed with Johnny Walker.

I know it's an old joke, and it's too true to be funny but I couldn't help it. I'm feeling my age this week.

And yours too.

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