And he was like, "Man, don't ever do that again! You almost gave me a heart attack!" and she was like, "Giggle, giggle, giggle."
And then they both laughed, timidly, self-consciously at first, then she pushed him, then he pushed her back, and before they could help themselves they were laughing so hard they thought their guts would split. Just as they were beginning to recover, some old lady walked by carrying an umbrella and glared at them.
And he was like, "Man, with a face like that you could stop a clock the size of Big Ben!" and she was like, "Whoo Eee! Big Ben wouldn't stand no chance!" and they roared in appreciation of their own wit.
And the old lady, she just shook her umbrella at them and muttered, "Stupid squirrels."
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