Junked Mail

My wastebasket overfloweth. No, really, overfloweth. There's almost as many papers on the floor as in the wastebasket.


I put a wastebasket next to the chair where I read my mail in a rare attempt to be organized and uncluttered. A month later I got a bigger one. A month later an even bigger one. One day's worth of junk mail fills it almost to the brim, and two days later it's spilling over onto the floor.

I think what I need to do is rent one of those big dumpsters, park it next to the chair, then back up a dump truck once a week.

Now if I could just find a riding vacuum to match ....