Tuesday, October 10, 2006

To Men

It's Tuesday. Remember? The day I don't have to think? Here is a list I thought men would appreciate.

  1. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
  2. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
  3. Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.
  4. Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
  5. Life is like a dog-sled team... If you ain't the lead dog, the scene never changes.
  6. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
  7. Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
  8. Guns don't kill people... but they make it real easy.
  9. If nothing blows up, it ain't a movie.
  10. If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.
  11. Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.- Confucius
  12. Sorry don't get it done, Dude. - John Wayne as John T. Chance in "Rio Bravo"

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