I have several lists of funny, provocative, things-I’d-like-to-say-in-the-office, and stupid sayings. I get them in emails and I steal them from other websites. I save them to use in the blog when I’m too lazy to think of any thing else to write. I'm sorry that I don't know who wrote most of them; they came from different sources at different times and those sources ripped ‘em off first.
Be forewarned, I have decided that I’m going to do a page of them every Tuesday- that will be the day every week when I don’t think.
- Just wanted to let you know that I've entered the snapdragon part of my life - part of me has snapped and the rest of me is draggin'.
- An apple a day keeps everyone away - if your aim is good enough.
- I'd pay just about anything for a telemarketer's home phone number.
- Ever notice how people who tell you to calm down are the ones who got you mad in the first place?
- Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
- Remember that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Cleveland.
- If bankers can count, why do they have eight windows and only four tellers?
- Hard work will pay off later. Laziness pays off now!
- If you don't care where you are, then you aren't lost.
- Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Ha! Fruit flies like a banana! Get it?
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